Heading somewhere I’m not (Taken with instagram)
Ticket Trifecta
Big Time Rush … check
One Direction … check
Justin Bieber … check
Mama of the year … damn straight.
Bama softball heads to semis of WCWS.
Men’s Golf in final 4.
Women’s Golf, Gymnastics, and Football won national titles.
Roll Tide!
There is a chart measuring this picture’s WTFness. It is written in math you don’t understand, and its trajectory peaks somewhere high in the troposphere.
LIBERACE.
Rasslin’, y’all.
(Source: upnorthtrips)
Joining the Chris Sabos and Keith Millers of the world comes Freddie Freeman.
With the addition of the goggles, Freeman found that he could balance his checkbook with greater ease, discuss the rhetorical strategies employed by Melville, and appreciate the musical work of Kraftwerk. He also couldn’t find a date to prom.
(image via Mark Bowman, h/t HOVG)
As long as he can hit, catch, and throw a baseball, I’ll take him to the prom.
The Adventurous Adventures of One Direction
I’m too old for this sh*t, but it’s so funny…
Goofy jokes from my daddy.
Me, my girl, Momma, and Daddy cutting up around the fire this weekend. Accent? What accent?
[In 1994] Romney was preparing to leave the [homeless shelter for veterans], so he pulled Smith aside, in front of the media, to ask him his biggest problem at the shelter.
Smith replied “milk.”
Smith explained that the State of Massachusetts allocated $2.37 per day twice a day for each homeless veteran’s meal. Since the amount was so meager, the shelter had trouble providing each veteran with a carton of milk at each meal.
Romney responded “well Ken, maybe you can teach the vets to milk cows.” Romney then walked out the door.
(via paxamericana)
You have no idea how bad I wanna punch this man in the face.
(via patrickandmarcus)
People like him don’t last on earth long.
(via babybutta)
I really thought this was gonna end positively. I’m naive as fuck. This bootstraps fucker is just the worst.
(via quelola)
For real? Milk cows? Srsly?
(Source: BuzzFeed)
